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Results of Votes

Here are the results for the R+M Awards '08. Short and to the point..

1. Most Helpful Male
[details]   Aren't you just... helpful.
2. Most Helpful Female
[details]   You're helpful to I guess. These are pretty bad descriptions.
3. Most Loved Male
[details]   If only someone loved you in real life...
4. Most Loved Female
[details]   She will be loved.
5. Cutest Male
[details]   As in most adorable or attractive. So Scott.
6. Cutest Female
[details]   You can win this if you want.
7. Funniest Male
[details]   LOLERSKATES
8. Funniest Female
[details]   LOLERCOPTERS
9. Meanest / Bitchiest Male
[details]   Hey! That was mean!
10. Meanest / Bitchiest Female
[details]   That was man too! You guys suck.
11. Geekiest Male
[details]   Seriously. Stop posting code.
12. Geekiest Female
[details]   No, really. No one fucking cares.
13. Most Creative Male
[details]   That is a very nice thing you made. What is it again?
14. Most Creative Female
[details]   Well! Look at you! Aren't you a special.
15. Nicest Male
[details]   Aw, that was so nice of you.
16. Nicest Female
[details]   And this is a pretty lame description too.
17. Most Invisible Male
[details]   You... still post here?
18. Most Invisible Female
[details]   I haven't seen you for YEARS!
19. Biggest Camwhore Male
[details]   My god, you DO have a camera!
20. Biggest Camwhore Female
[details]   Are you like to use it too! This is amazing!
21. Best Newbit Male
[details]   Aw, isn't the new thing adorable? Can we keep it?
22. Best Newbit Female
[details]   Look, it has a friend!
23. Most Likely to Never Leave
[details]   Christ, do you GO outside?
24. Best Avatar
[details]   This is an image by your posts, unless you have been bad.
25. Best Signature
[details]   This is a block of text below your posts, unless you have been bad.
26. Best Location
[details]   This is a line in your profile.
27. Most Annoying
[details]   Seriously. Shut up.
28. Wsrot Gmramar/Slpielng
[details]   Do your posts look like that? If so, congratulations: you've won!
29. Biggest Grammar Nazi
[details]   Some people need constant reminders.
30. Best Ryan
[details]   There are many qualities that make one a Ryan.
31. Best Drunk
[details]   The liver is bad and must be punished.
32. Best Moderator
[details]   Your posts are in their hands.
33. Most Badass
[details]   Wanna start somethin'?
34. Best Scrote-Kicker
[details]   This sounds painful.
35. Champion of Serious Debate
[details]   These people are good at thinking.
36. Champion of General Debate
[details]   General is kind of like a landfill.
37. Champion of Random Spleen
[details]   Melons.
38. Champion of Arts & Entertainment
[details]   "What I'm listening to" does not count.
39. Champion of Chat
[details]   #r+m represent!
40. Champion of Memes
[details]   You're a winner!
41. WHY IS THERE AN EMPTY PAGE FIVE SETH
[details]   I DON'T KNOW SETH BUT IT COULD BE BECAUSE YOU'RE A FUCKING FAGGOT